And if you know "Bull Durham" well, you probably immediately recognized 37 as the uniform number for Ebby Calvin Nuke LaLoosh. Fear and ignorance., Crash Davis: No. This son of a bitch is throwing a two-hit shutout. Its our game. : Because they dont happen very often. At only 5'4" and 140 pounds, Keeler amassed a streak of 200-hit seasons that lasted from 1894 to 1902, and after 19 years in the major leagues he retired with a lifetime batting average of .347. . Brilliant, even. Let's have some fun out here! Its an egg. : Call me a cocksucker again, and you're outta here. Huh? According to here: The film's name is based on the nickname for Durham, North Carolina, which has been called "Bull Durham" since the 1800s, when W. T. Blackwell and Company named its product "Bull" Durham tobacco, which soon became a well-known trademark. Until you win 20 in the show, however, it means you are a slob. Larry?, Skip Riggins: Lollygaggers! It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Crash: My Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the flavor of the months d in the bud leagues? Cullinane: Its time to tell it like it is, sports fans. Crash: Are you out of your mind? : I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Fear and ignorance. What are you swinging at the breaking ball for? Ump: Dont bump me. And, yeah, he has way too many junk wax baseball cards. Crash relents, but tells the hitter whats coming. Run, dummy! Crash: Youre in the wrong business, Jack. You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? You hit 20 more this year, youre going to be the all-time minor-league champ. You know what that makes you? Boy, I once worked there. : You catch the ball. : Umpire: Time out! Annie Savoy Crash Davis : Crash: If you give in now, you might start losing. Skip: You can keep going to the ballpark, keep getting paid to do it. Crash Davis She never allowed anyone to choose anything for her or order her around. If you win 20 in the show, you can let the fungus grow back on your shower shoes and the press will think youre colorful. : These top 37 lines/scenes are what I consider the funniest,most iconic, most repeatable andmost usable in everyday life. Performed by dith Piaf. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. Nuke: Im just talking about one time. Throw that shit again, Meat. If he's so great how come he's been in the minors for ten years? You ain't getting that cheese by me, meat. Which means that great lines like this one , Annie Savoy: Bad trades are part of baseball. Hes throwing well, thanks to Crash, and hes feeling invincible. Announce your fucking presence with authority? Hope I can help the ball club. It's not whether you win or lose. You're smart, professional. What do you think? Stay back and wipe that silly grin off his face. Nasty work., Skip Riggins: Even if it is the Carolina League, this is a chance to play every day!, Crash Davis: You dont want a player. Larry You can keep going to the ballpark, and keep getting paid to do it. Swear to God. Manage Settings She, not that pair, opens the movie with a narration. The setup: After an awful start to the season, Crashs influence and a man-made rain delay to give the team a much-needed break turns the squad around, and theyre playing great baseball. James Bond: The Man with the Golden Gun (1974), Master of None (2015) - S01E08 Old People, The Dukes of Hazzard (1979-1985) S01E01 One Armed Bandits. I hook up with one guy a season. Itll only hurt the (something). I believe in the sweet spot,opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve.. Look at that, he hit the fucking bull! Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Nuke LaLoosh: How come you dont like me?, Crash Davis: You dont respect yourself, which is your problem. [Crash calls for a curve ball, Ebby shakes off the pitch twice]. What you need is a curveball! You mean Nuke. Larry? Who are you? Crash Davis Crash Davis Relax. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Crash Davis Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco, also known as "Genuine Bull Durham Smoking Tobacco," was a brand of loose-leaf tobacco manufactured by W.T. Beats the hell out of working at Sears., Larry Hockett: Sears sucks, Crash. Crash Davis Our goal is to provide our readers with the best collections of quotes on topics like love, life, relationships and more. Joe Reardon : 7. : : Annie Savoy Did you hit me with your right hand or did you hit me with your left? Dont think, just throw. And that last line, about being the guy with the Porsche? Well, actually, nobody on this planet ever really chooses each other. Larry: Sears sucks, Crash. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Instead, we also learn more about each character and how they teach us things about life and empowerment that we can always remember. Crash thinks he makes the play, but the ump disagrees. [Gets in Crash's face] Dont try to strike everybody out. : Larry: Another new league record. I want you. Love Ain't No Triple Play. Who is this Annie? Damn, Crash. : Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Bull Durham is all about the fans and players of the Durham Bulls, a minor-league baseball team tucked away in North Carolina. : Poetry, philosophy, history, and movies are all topics I love writing about! Ump: Safe! The setup: Annie and LaLoosh are disrobing, but the brash youngster keeps his socks on. We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. She trusts everything will work out and just goes with her guts; she is an example of a truly empowered woman. Skip: Because of Ebby Calvin LaLoosh. You be cocky and arrogant, even when you're getting beat. How come you don't like me? Millie is a sneaky quote superstar in this movie. : Whoa! Someone else carries your bags. Skip tells Crash that they're letting him go to bring up a catcher from Bluefield. Weve got to play them one day at a time. Cmon, bring it. Crash Davis Sheesh. A couple of weeks ago, I ranked the top 30 quotes from "Major League," on the 30th anniversary of that classics release. The setup: Annie storms into Crashs apartment, furious about his interference with her relationship with Nuke. Crash, a friend of Maxs, sends over a couple of drinks to their table. Larry A Major League love story in a Minor League town. He took a liking to the bull on the trademark and ordered the printer to put a Durham bull on the label. Crash Davis I dont want to think about quantum physics, and I dont wanna think about nothin. Crash Davis You hit white balls for batting practice. 'Bull Durham' is partly based on minor-league baseball experience of writer and director Ron Shelter along with the fans and players of the Durham Bulls. I mean. Annie: I can do that, too.Why its the best: Those two crazy kids were meant to be together. You're gonna have to study them, you're gonna have to know them. You believe that shit? Ballparks are like cathedrals.. (And, I swear that I didnt intentionally put the story of the 21 days in the majors at No. This does not influence our choices. Yeah? Crash Davis Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in baseball. And this is the most wretched road trip Ive seen in 20 years. The design became the most famous trademark in the world. Crash: And you, Larry Hockett, should recognize me, because five years ago in the Texas League, you were pitching for El Paso, I was hitting cleanup for Shreveport. EBBY I'd kill ya. Teach me something new, man. Annie Savoy: Cute? Strikeouts are boring! So I kept it at 37. What's wrong? Its a miracle! I got a Porsche already. It's 25 hits. My left. If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you *are*! Crash Davis Crash Davis Crash: I never told him to stay out of your bed. Youre trying to seduce me! Crash: To announce your fing presence with authority? He could go all the way.. Crash Davis We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Crash Davis Details File Size: 6809KB Duration: 5.500 sec Dimensions: 498x253 Created: 6/20/2018, 7:37:20 AM Why do you get to choose?, Crash: Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. The setup: The lesson about interview cliches finished and the team on a winning streak, Crash asks Nuke about his girlfriend. Continue with Recommended Cookies. I know. 25 hits in 500 at-bats is fifty points, okay? Youll never make it to the bigs with fungus on your shower shoes. Women never get lured. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect clip. Throw some ground balls. Oh fine. Ryan Fagan, the national MLB writer for The Sporting News, has been a Baseball Hall of Fame voter since 2016. When I finished, I would have definitely told you thats my favorite. Crash: I told him.Why its the best: Eventually Nuke learns there are consequences for not listening to Crash. Yeah, I've been in the majors. Well, he really hit the shit out of that one, didnt he? Ive always loved SN. I was in the show for 21 days once. Huh? Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in Baseball. Just brilliant script writing. Nuke: Got to play thats pretty boring, you know? Just a happy coincidence.). Guy gets a free steak! Ebert called Bull Durham one of t. She states that every season she gives herself to a new player, guiding him through each game in order to help the team. How'd we ever win eight? In hindsight, though, shes anything but. I got a Porsche already; I got a 911 with a quadrophonic Blaupunkt. : Havent you ever noticed how Fernando Valenzuela, he just doesnt even look when he pitches? 1. When you were a baby, the gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Crash Davis: You be arrogant, even when you're getting beat. MORE: Ranking the best lines from "The Sandlot", Anyway, on to the reason you clicked on the story. didnt make the cut. Uh, it's like pheromones. This page was last edited on 13 August 2022, at 23:08. MORE: To Crash Davis, former home run king: Sporting News is sorry. Skip: Even if it is the Carolina League, this is a chance to play every day! So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what? I mean, it's a major rush. Far and away. With the many places Ive been to, I found that love, inspiration, and happiness are some things that bring people together. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Ooh, I've heard of stuff like this. Hi, Im Karen, a content curator and writer for Quote Ambition; Im also a marketing and advertising professional. Larry : Another new league record! You get 300 million of them, they can build a cathedral. I mean, who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for Gods sake?, Crash Davis: When you get in a fight with a drunk, you dont hit them with your pitching hand. : Crash tells Skip the way to get the players attention is to scare em. Listen, sweetheart. 1. He's shaking me off. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us. You could look it up.Why its the best: Damn right, baseballs a blessing to us. When you get in a fight with a drunk, you don't hit 'em with your pitching hand., 26. The Durham Bulls cant lose and I cant get laid.. I just want to be., 5. Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry. Crash Davis We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! The setup: Annies at the bar, talking with Max Patkin, the clown prince of baseball. The setup: Nuke is finally starting to listen to Crash, on and off the mound. : Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Big clubs got 100 grand in him. [Mechanized bull noises in background] Youre going to have to know them. Come on, Annie, think of something clever to say, huh? (Foul ball) Crash, to the pitcher: Throw that s again, meat. Its arrogance, not ignorance., 19. Give him your heat. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. Allright meat, show him your heat. Bat boy: Get a hit, Crash! : You don't know shit, all right? Youre not going to hit me because youre starting to think about it already. Bull Durham also teaches us about life and its disappointments through Cash Davis. Crash Davis (Kevin Costner, showcasing his Midwestern charm) is a perennial Minor Leaguer assigned to the Durham Bulls, a hapless team with a long tradition of mediocrity. Crash Davis Annie Savoy: Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous.. The hotels all have room service and the women all have long legs and brains. Well he hasn't seen my heat! It's time to work on your interviews. 37. The female lead is played by Susan Sarandon, the character is named Annie Savoy, who is going around with Nuke but is attracted to Crash Davis. : Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time.". Show us that million-dollar arm, 'cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours., 36. Annie: No, honey, I said Nuke. I mean, its all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. You having fun yet? Skip Riggins: You can keep going to the ballpark, keep getting paid to do it. ', Crash Davis: I'm the player to be named later.. Someone else carries your bags. The film treats the sport of baseball with a sort of casual reverence, highlighting both the drama and the humor inherent in the game, illustrated by Annie's numerous references to baseball as \"her religion.\"CREDITS:TM \u0026 MGM (1988)Cast: Kevin Costner, Tim Robbins, Trey Wilson, Robert WuhlDirector: Ron SheltonProducers: Mark Burg, Thom Mount, Charles Hirschhorn, David V. LesterScreenwriter: Ron SheltonWHO ARE WE?The MOVIECLIPS channel is the largest collection of licensed movie clips on the web.